XJ-9K - Global Spam Detection Robot 9000
This site records spam threads automatically scraped from a number of imageboards.
Each entry is a detection, containing a list of matching threads. Not all threads in each detection necessarily matched the same criteria (If A and B have the same filename, and B and C have the same hash, it will group them all together), so check each thread for details. Attached images have been removed for obvious reasons. Links are disabled and most should not be visited by anyone ever.
Due to the detection methods, some non-spam threads such as reposts will be falsely detected as spam, many of these are greyed out. Tagging is semi-automated and will improve as more examples are found.
The next major goal is to have an API with confidence ratings, although until then there is an RSS feed to help give early warning for a wave of spam (ignores Repost and NotSpam tags).
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https://voidchan.net/void/res/109535.html [details]
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https://grimchan.net/b/res/4529.html [details]
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https://gnfos.com/jp/res/518401.html [details]
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https://voidchan.net/void/res/109524.html [details]
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https://grimchan.net/b/res/4574.html [details]
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We've been sliding the distance
Aiming for the GET
With a secret ambition
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
I know I've seen it before
In the gaze of the hanging troon
I'm not afraid anymore!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
(You) and I
Breaking free of our cobsons
We defy
The cleanup of the system
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
Don't sproke, let loose
And make sure that your soul is in it
First post to finish
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
We're losing time!
(You) and I
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
I know I've seen it before
In the gaze of the hanging troon
I'm not afraid anymore!
Let's gem those threads!
And really put our jaks into it
Kuz out, pur-soot it
What's a better time than now to save the site
https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706906.html [details]
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You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
I shoulda learned to draw the soys
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Look at that cobson, he got it
Yelling in the camera, man
He must have some fun
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Onion noises?
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
https://voidchan.net/void/res/109520.html [details]
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https://grimchan.net/b/res/4556.html [details]
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https://voidchan.net/void/res/109518.html [details]
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https://voidchan.net/void/res/109461.html [details]
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https://wirechan.org/b/res/5478.html [details]
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https://wirechan.org/b/res/5473.html [details]
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https://grimchan.net/b/res/4630.html [details]
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https://soyjak.party/pol/res/57959.html [details]
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https://grimchan.net/b/res/4628.html [details]
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https://anon.cafe/comfy/res/6195.html [details]
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https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/208930.html [details]
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https://indiachan.net/b/thread/66145.html#66145
https://indiachan.net/b/thread/66145.html#66145
https://indiachan.net/b/thread/66145.html#66145
https://indiachan.net/b/thread/66145.html#66145
https://kind.moe/kind/res/5291.html [details]
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https://cuatrochan.org/b/thread/501.html [details]
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https://4chon.me/lounge/res/60513.html [details]
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https://wirechan.org/b/res/5497.html [details]
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https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565456.html [details]
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https://soyjak.party/
https://soyjak.party/
https://soyjak.party/
https://soyjak.party/
https://grimchan.net/b/res/4615.html [details]
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https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706902.html [details]
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Was party saving 'mber
In a color Cob thread
With a traced nose
And two eyes made out of 'tter
Gemmy the Soyjak
Is nas coal they say
But was made to glow
As the 'teens know
How he gemmed the 'log that day
There must have been tanzanite in
That old meta board they loathed
For when they locked it up for good
In him the 'log was clothed
Gemmy the Soyjak
Shined as a gem sure should
And the chudcels say
It was just like /qa/
Glistening as a gem could
Gemmy the Soyjak
Knew Kolyma was on that day
So he said: 'jak him
Right on a whim
Before it's moved to /nate/
Straight to MS Paint
With an old mouse in his hand
Drawing here and there
All in canvas square
Posting: 'jakking if I can
He flooded all the pages of /soy/
Seen by the Turkish jan
And he only stopped his ploy
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
For Gemmy the Soyjak
Posted dark coal on his way
No evading for him
Saying: No 'sterium
>My ban only lasts a day!
>My ban only lasts a day!
>My ban only lasts a day!
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. …
https://grimchan.net/b/res/4609.html [details]
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die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
https://wirechan.org/b/res/5483.html [details]
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>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER …
https://grimchan.net/b/res/4599.html [details]
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>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>
https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706994.html [details]
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Jakking it up so we can win
Singing songs about the soyland
I miss the Sharty once again
And I think it's a sin, yes
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Well I heard old Josh put her down
Well I hope Null will remember
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet board Gemmybama
Where the gems are so blue
Sweet board Gemmybama
Soot, I'm coming home to you
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Now we all did what /qa/ could do
The Great Soyset does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet board Gemmybama
Where the gems are so blue
Sweet board Gemmybama
Soot, I'm coming home to you
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Soot, I'm coming home to you
Yeah, yeah
Kuz's got the answer
https://soyjak.party/pol/res/50735.html [details]
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