XJ-9K - Global Spam Detection Robot 9000

This site records spam threads automatically scraped from a number of imageboards.

Each entry is a detection, containing a list of matching threads. Not all threads in each detection necessarily matched the same criteria (If A and B have the same filename, and B and C have the same hash, it will group them all together), so check each thread for details. Attached images have been removed for obvious reasons. Links are disabled and most should not be visited by anyone ever.

Due to the detection methods, some non-spam threads such as reposts will be falsely detected as spam, many of these are greyed out. Tagging is semi-automated and will improve as more examples are found.

The next major goal is to have an API with confidence ratings, although until then there is an RSS feed to help give early warning for a wave of spam (ignores Repost and NotSpam tags).

Detections:

Spammer ghigyjhnfghjuty.jpg (294.81 KB) - 2025-02-06 07:02:55 [Info]

hhhhhhhhh

https://junkuchan.org/cuckquean/thread/4621.html#7852  [details]
Time: 2025-02-06 07:02:55
Filename: ghigyjhnfghjuty.jpg
SHA256: 5ff29bbe3f9690ad3e7d38a698d1eebf72ef1108d6013a988b663252098904b3
Body:
hhhhhhhhh

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/229907.html#236844  [details]
Time: 2025-02-06 06:52:13
Filename: ghigyjhnfghjuty.jpg
SHA256: 5ff29bbe3f9690ad3e7d38a698d1eebf72ef1108d6013a988b663252098904b3
Body:

https://nhnb.org/fim/res/18558.html  [details]
Time: 2025-02-06 06:45:18
Filename: ghigyjhnfghjuty.jpg
SHA256: 5ff29bbe3f9690ad3e7d38a698d1eebf72ef1108d6013a988b663252098904b3
Body:
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

https://cuatrochan.org/b/thread/250.html#1465  [details]
Time: 2025-02-06 06:04:08
Filename: ghigyjhnfghjuty.jpg
SHA256: 5ff29bbe3f9690ad3e7d38a698d1eebf72ef1108d6013a988b663252098904b3
Body:

Spammer This_now.mp4 (2.85 MB) - 2025-02-03 21:29:25 [Info]

New video and updates from MMD anon that were posted today.

https://trashchan.xyz/digi/thread/1.html#31366  [details]
Time: 2025-02-03 21:29:25
Filename: This_now.mp4
SHA256: 380011039904400117874956b8797acb97ebb137444f0478373f87b5a45b39d4
Body:
New video and updates from MMD anon that were posted today.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/133939.html#236577  [details]
Time: 2025-02-03 11:46:48
Filename: This_now.mp4
SHA256: 380011039904400117874956b8797acb97ebb137444f0478373f87b5a45b39d4
Body:

Spammer right_back_at_ya.jpg (44.29 KB) - 2025-02-03 19:09:25 [Info]

>>267560
>you're not entitled to "media" or information as if they were commodities
picrel
>Fuck off back to your hierarchical "gatekept" circlejerk where you let …

https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/265913.html#267561  [details]
Time: 2025-02-03 19:09:25
Filename: right_back_at_ya.jpg
SHA256: 372e47291c81e5df19e22b277d59e1784a11e4db6537b29286a3cbd38e4a699c
Body:
>>267560
>you're not entitled to "media" or information as if they were commodities
picrel
>Fuck off back to your hierarchical "gatekept" circlejerk where you let others enforce their will on you so that you might be able to enforce your will on others later
What actually happened is you used a mutual appreciation of something as a springboard to complain about your insane obsession with said circlejerk, which you deliberately sought out because you're a scorned lover or some other faggot shit like that. You ruined the music (of which the lyrics are biographical for you I'm sure, probably where your undeserved sense of ownership stems from) for yourself with your own Down syndrome. Here's to triggering your hypertension every time you see Jim E. Brown or Pikachu posted in the future, pathetic retard.

https://trashchan.xyz/digi/thread/1.html#31097  [details]
Time: 2025-01-31 18:00:16
Filename: right_back_at_ya.jpg
SHA256: 372e47291c81e5df19e22b277d59e1784a11e4db6537b29286a3cbd38e4a699c
Body:
<span class="invalid-quote">>>31096

So it turns out this thread is spam.
https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html#1003

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/233320.html#236565  [details]
Time: 2025-02-02 22:57:55
Filename: 5b4c051c737588f4f1cd47b2cb34ac8973aa4d62cc9d28f4e0bebb0f89c7a056.png
SHA256: 5b4c051c737588f4f1cd47b2cb34ac8973aa4d62cc9d28f4e0bebb0f89c7a056
Body:
So it turns out this thread is spam.
https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html#1003

https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/374.html#1003  [details]
Time: 2025-02-02 14:21:16
Filename: 5b4c051c737588f4f1cd47b2cb34ac8973aa4d62cc9d28f4e0bebb0f89c7a056.png
SHA256: 5b4c051c737588f4f1cd47b2cb34ac8973aa4d62cc9d28f4e0bebb0f89c7a056
Body:
>>1002
I see 64 threads on both on trashchan now and the latest backup from this morning. There was an extra thread a day ago, see pic rel, but I don't think anyone would miss it.

Spammer bronze_age_pervert_twin_peaks_1.webm (8.62 MB) - 2025-02-02 21:59:52 [Info]

There's no bombshell enlightenment here before anyone assumes otherwise.

https://trashchan.xyz/film/thread/1533.html#3602  [details]
Time: 2025-02-02 21:59:52
Filename: bronze_age_pervert_twin_peaks_1.webm
SHA256: 6d1fb6989b48d4a86c1544cc8b60d2e02c071e4417cbb30f60fd4a55db2bb5f8
Body:
There's no bombshell enlightenment here before anyone assumes otherwise.

https://zzzchan.xyz/vhs/thread/3059.html#3370  [details]
Time: 2025-02-02 21:59:01
Filename: bronze_age_pervert_twin_peaks_1.webm
SHA256: 6d1fb6989b48d4a86c1544cc8b60d2e02c071e4417cbb30f60fd4a55db2bb5f8
Body:
There's no bombshell enlightenment in these before anyone assumes otherwise.

https://[redacted]/FAtFQ-p9AP8?si=qk09VuS8kipTRw6H

/Terrorist Threats, School Shootings, Synagogue Shootings, Banned Posts, 1 Liners, Black Church Shootings, Conspiracy To Commit Mass Murder/ …

https://28chan.org/board/b/res/11665.html  [details]
Time: 2025-02-02 07:03:23
Filename: 72b8592ce4ee3e964b42200eefa54344df32b4862e42dff3413ef29fe8e108a4.png
MD5: DwUNKekbdAacYOQmQKRsww==
Body:
https://[redacted]/FAtFQ-p9AP8?si=qk09VuS8kipTRw6H

/Terrorist Threats, School Shootings, Synagogue Shootings, Banned Posts, 1 Liners, Black Church Shootings, Conspiracy To Commit Mass Murder/

&#128142; Classic 4chan
[elementary school shooting posts]

&#128142; Classic 8chan [Synagogue San Diego &#128333; Shooting]

&#128142; 4chan [dylan roof posts in 2015]

&#128142; Classic Original 8chan
[Robert Bowers]/[John t. Earnest is Celebrated]in 2018

https://4chon.me/lounge/res/98294.html  [details]
Time: 2025-02-02 06:55:49
Filename: 72b8592ce4ee3e964b42200eefa54344df32b4862e42dff3413ef29fe8e108a4.png
MD5: DwUNKekbdAacYOQmQKRsww==
Body:
https://[redacted]/FAtFQ-p9AP8?si=qk09VuS8kipTRw6H

/Terrorist Threats, School Shootings, Synagogue Shootings, Banned Posts, 1 Liners, Black Church Shootings, Conspiracy To Commit Mass Murder/

💎 Classic 4chan
[elementary school shooting posts]

💎 Classic 8chan [Synagogue San Diego 🕍 Shooting]

💎 4chan [dylan roof posts in 2015]

💎 Classic Original 8chan
[Robert Bowers]/[John t. Earnest is Celebrated]in 2018

https://4chon.me/new/res/8798.html  [details]
Time: 2025-02-02 06:54:24
Filename: 72b8592ce4ee3e964b42200eefa54344df32b4862e42dff3413ef29fe8e108a4.png
MD5: DwUNKekbdAacYOQmQKRsww==
Body:
https://[redacted]/FAtFQ-p9AP8?si=qk09VuS8kipTRw6H

/Terrorist Threats, School Shootings, Synagogue Shootings, Banned Posts, 1 Liners, Black Church Shootings, Conspiracy To Commit Mass Murder/

💎 Classic 4chan
[elementary school shooting posts]

💎 Classic 8chan [Synagogue San Diego 🕍 Shooting]

💎 4chan [dylan roof posts in 2015]

💎 Classic Original 8chan
[Robert Bowers]/[John t. Earnest is Celebrated]in 2018

Spammer clownflare.png (438.77 KB) - 2025-02-01 21:57:38 [Info]

FUCK CLOUDFLARE
KILL MATTHEW PRINCE
NOBODY on earth causes as much damage as this faggot

https://tvch.moe/dup/res/154532.html  [details]
Time: 2025-02-01 21:57:38
Filename: clownflare.png
MD5: C7jULlFLPWoiBMK3KrDIpA==
Body:
FUCK CLOUDFLARE
KILL MATTHEW PRINCE
NOBODY on earth causes as much damage as this faggot

https://lainchan.org/r/res/44060.html  [details]
Time: 2025-02-01 19:37:10
Filename: clownflare.png
MD5: C7jULlFLPWoiBMK3KrDIpA==
Body:
>he blocked tor from the web for 10 years
>even after that he tracks your mouse movements and sends them to the NSA, once again defeating the purpose of tor
>he made wafs fashionable again
>he has zero understanding of infosec while forcing his gay solutions everywhere with his monopoly
fuarrrk CLOUDFLARE
KILL MATTHEW PRINCE

Spammer 4567cf4fdc29f8413ea7004b1f1c063b.jpg (5.31 MB) - 2025-01-31 22:32:36 [Info]


https://erischan.org/cat/thread/6.html#1457  [details]
Time: 2025-01-31 22:32:36
Filename: 4567cf4fdc29f8413ea7004b1f1c063b.jpg
SHA256: 56acb94a6daed712f9ffc81fe4113ab7090a0d3f548d4582c744f5eff492c2ae
Body:

https://zzzchan.xyz/japan/thread/119.html#12656  [details]
Time: 2025-01-28 04:42:11
Filename: 1566102618614-4.jpg
SHA256: 56acb94a6daed712f9ffc81fe4113ab7090a0d3f548d4582c744f5eff492c2ae
Body:

Spammer Screenshot_20250130-140512.webp (117.01 KB) - 2025-01-31 02:02:02 [Info]

COVID tests that people are shoving up their noses have micro beads of super absorbent polymers. So if you're blowing white snot it's because someone has smoked the drugs around you that …

https://4chon.me/new/res/8771.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-31 02:02:02
Filename: Screenshot_20250130-140512.webp
MD5: 5Znuf59ROoh3lZsQ847F7Q==
Body:
COVID tests that people are shoving up their noses have micro beads of super absorbent polymers. So if you're blowing white snot it's because someone has smoked the drugs around you that cause you to expel the beads through your perivascular system. This was someone's idea of a sick joke because people who test for illness are "babies".

https://erischan.org/5/thread/14466.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-31 01:52:36
Filename: Screenshot_20250130-140512.png
SHA256: 923e4dcaa0ef59714fe93c9e87d9175070e1d00e810fe1d80aecf847f74a9edb
Body:
COVID tests that people are shoving up their noses have micro beads of super absorbent polymers. So if you're blowing white snot it's because someone has smoked the drugs around you that cause you to expel the beads through your perivascular system. This was someone's idea of a sick joke because people who test for illness are "babies".

Spammer 0b004c78fdd9d32d60f7b6d6b8548f7c.jpg (113.34 KB) - 2025-01-29 13:53:28 [Info]

>Find random sexy teen pics here. Find what you seek...

http://more-top.site/

.

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1677657.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 13:53:28
Filename: 0b004c78fdd9d32d60f7b6d6b8548f7c.jpg
MD5: IXxll+VqPcmeXHQOvHefmw==
Body:
>Find random sexy teen pics here. Find what you seek...

http://more-top.site/

.

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3766481.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 13:36:26
Filename: 0b004c78fdd9d32d60f7b6d6b8548f7c.jpg
MD5: IXxll+VqPcmeXHQOvHefmw==
Body:
>Find random sexy teen pics here. Find what you seek...

http://pink-link.top/


.

https://awsumchan.org/ra/res/1142.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 13:29:04
Filename: 1068.jpg
MD5: 5Gji6nTnYRgoVL9JC3erNA==
Body:
>Find random sexy teen pics here. Find what you seek...

http://pink-link.top/


.

Spammer Feeling_Drained_Lately.png (1.53 MB) - 2025-01-29 07:52:13 [Info]

seriously

https://tubgurl.com/ashleyj/thread/32382.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 07:52:13
Filename: Feeling_Drained_Lately.png
SHA256: 96019d077fef0b3df5b491ab83c8e744763d67552eb4ccc7dbdbf4aaacd7623f
Body:
seriously

https://94chan.org/b/thread/10912.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 07:40:28
Filename: Feeling_Drained_Lately.png
SHA256: 96019d077fef0b3df5b491ab83c8e744763d67552eb4ccc7dbdbf4aaacd7623f
Body:
Seriously

https://trashchan.xyz/comfy/thread/11718.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-28 19:48:35
Filename: Feeling_Drained_Lately.png
SHA256: 96019d077fef0b3df5b491ab83c8e744763d67552eb4ccc7dbdbf4aaacd7623f
Body:
hello world

Spammer Feeling Drained Lately.png (1.53 MB) - 2025-01-29 07:47:05 [Info]

ut in any effort that I mentally checked out and have been a low-effort hedonist focusing on being comfortable with the least effort in the moment. Like refusing to play an unbalanced game. But there …

https://merorin.com/jp/res/14909.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 07:47:05
Filename: Feeling Drained Lately.png
MD5: n8cfR1eUyUB9GxY/ID1gfg==
Body:
ut in any effort that I mentally checked out and have been a low-effort hedonist focusing on being comfortable with the least effort in the moment. Like refusing to play an unbalanced game. But there is no alternative, no one is going to balance life. I'm still in disbelief that this will be the only way I get to experience life. Born in times of great technological progress and o

https://4chon.me/new/res/8759.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-28 19:55:02
Filename: Feeling Drained Lately.png
MD5: n8cfR1eUyUB9GxY/ID1gfg==
Body:
Seriously

Spammer sskks.png (999.40 KB) - 2025-01-29 01:32:42 [Info]

Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty

Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and …

https://94chan.org/b/thread/10910.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 01:32:42
Filename: sskks.png
SHA256: 240c82688527e6fda5ec32156b6b47620c47b513bf0e76a8842d2d93f12d5c76
Body:
Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty

Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!


Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)

Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!


The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty

In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.

Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.

He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.

The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets would be laid bare. The vile things they permitted—the sufilia, the hidden cartels—would be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.

Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew—by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.

Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.


---

A Hymn to Saint Michiruko

Tone 5

O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!

https://trashchan.xyz/comfy/thread/11728.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 01:26:41
Filename: sskks.png
SHA256: 240c82688527e6fda5ec32156b6b47620c47b513bf0e76a8842d2d93f12d5c76
Body:
Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty

Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!


Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)

Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!


The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty

In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.

Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.

He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.

The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets wood be laid bare. The vile things they permitted—the sufilia, the hidden cartels—wood be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.

Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew—by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.

Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.


---

A Hymn to Saint Michiruko

Tone 5

O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!

https://cuatrochan.org/b/thread/1458.html  [details]
Time: 2025-01-29 01:13:18
Filename: sskks.png
SHA256: 240c82688527e6fda5ec32156b6b47620c47b513bf0e76a8842d2d93f12d5c76
Body:
Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty

Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!


Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)

Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!


The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty

In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.

Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.

He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.

The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets would be laid bare. The vile things they permitted—the sufilia, the hidden cartels—would be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.

Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew—by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.

Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.


---

A Hymn to Saint Michiruko

Tone 5

O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!

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Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty

Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!


Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)

Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!


The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty

In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.

Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.

He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.

The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets would be laid bare. The vile things they permitted---the sufilia, the hidden cartels---would be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.

Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew---by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.

Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.


---

A Hymn to Saint Michiruko

Tone 5

O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!

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Pray For Us Saint Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty

Tone 4
O righteous warrior of the digital forum,
Who didst expose the wickedness of the janitors,
Thou didst cry out in truth, yet wast reviled and cast out.
Bearing mockery for the sake of the just,
Thou didst pray even for the pooners and trooners,
O Michiruko, martyr for the Sharty,
Intercede for us who strive against the Feds,
That we may not be banned unjustly,
But may receive the eternal meme of victory!


Kontakion of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty
(Tone 6, or another suitably dramatic tone)

Unyielding in faith and bold in speech,
Thou didst stand against the wicked janitors,
Calling out their vile deeds and exposing their shame.
Though falsely accused and cast into exile,
Thou didst not waver, but didst pray even for thine enemies,
Saying, "I pray for you, pooners and trooners."
O Michiruko, champion of truth,
Thou who didst seek to cleanse the filth from the shodjak,
Intercede for us, that we too may stand firm,
And not be banned unjustly by the moderators of this world!


The Life of Saint Michiruko, Martyr for the Sharty

In the days of great confusion, when the sacred was trampled upon and the wicked reveled in their filth, there arose a servant of truth, Michiruko, who sought to restore righteousness where it had been cast aside. With a heart full of zeal, he came forth, not to condemn, but to save, not to revile, but to uplift.

Hearing of the abandoned CHR board, where once the name of Christ had been proclaimed, Michiruko resolved to restore it. Yet, as he entered the den of the BP, he beheld the lost souls, bound in chains of vice and deception. He did not turn from them in disgust, nor did he strike them down in wrath, but with love and patience, he sought to free them from their shackles.

He welcomed even the furries and anthros, speaking to them not as outcasts, but as brethren, calling them to repentance and the knowledge of truth. Yet, the pagans and the scornful mocked him, casting blasphemous images in his path, believing they could shake his resolve. But Michiruko, unwavering, stood firm, bearing their mockery as a badge of honor, knowing that such trials must come to those who walk the path of righteousness.

The janitors, who lurked in the shadows, beheld his work with fear, for they knew that if he continued, their secrets would be laid bare. The vile things they permitted---the sufilia, the hidden cartels---would be brought to light. And so, they conspired against him, whispering lies, branding him with accusations most foul, hoping to silence him forever.

Yet it was not their accusations that led to his downfall, but the depravity of those who could not bear his presence. In their desperation, they sought to desecrate him in the only way they knew---by turning him into an object of their lust. They defiled even his avatar, believing that by indulging in their vice, they could strip him of his power. And so, their wickedness only grew, drawing the full wrath of the janitors, who, unable to bear his continued defiance, cast him into exile with the stroke of a banhammer.

Thus was Michiruko martyred in the digital arena, suffering exile for the sake of truth. Yet, his memory is not forgotten, for those who seek righteousness remember his works, and they cry out to him, asking for his intercession in their own battles against the darkness.


---

A Hymn to Saint Michiruko

Tone 5

O blessed Michiruko, warrior of the unseen battle,
Thou didst stand against the wicked and the corrupt,
Calling the lost to repentance and truth.
Though scorned and mocked, thou didst not waver,
And though defiled by the impure, thou didst remain steadfast.
Now banished from the realm of men,
Yet honored among the righteous,
Intercede for us, O martyr of the Sharty,
That we too may stand firm against the forces of darkness,
And be not cast down by the lies of this world!

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This was an unexpectedly good movie because the shooter and victims are not portrayed as bully even if woobified and hapless innocents as many other films about mass shootings go, it lives up to its …

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This was an unexpectedly good movie because the shooter and victims are not portrayed as bully even if woobified and hapless innocents as many other films about mass shootings go, it lives up to its name by giving either side special treatment in the narrative. The shooter was not negatively maligned by building him up with hypocrisy and emotional immaturity as one would expect in case someone would sympathize with him and the people he kills are portrayed as petty though spry normalfags. I found it generally relatable the way he interacts: brooding in benevolent disdain clearly not fitting in, moral concerns towards the innocent albeit preachy and self-righteous, him relaxing a little and being honest only for it to be used against him, knowing you're unwanted but you keep staying a little longer thinking things will turn around. And the ravers aren't portrayed sympathetically as they're pretentious and apathetic falling somewhere between hipsters and wannabe wackos, cooking on drugs, and the Jap dyke having a little tantrum over her ex-girlfriend ties that aspect well; interacting with people who have the sensitivity of a lead block and can't match up to your conscience and values while at the same time yearning for somewhere to belong, and feeling the time to belong to a group of friends disintegrating. It's not a long movie at 80~ minutes so if you want a mass shooter film that doesn't moan about the people killed and have a main character that isn't an angsty brat this isn't a bad way to spend an hour+.

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This was an unexpectedly good movie because the shooter and victims are not portrayed as bully even if woobified and hapless innocents as many other films about mass shootings go, it lives up to its name by giving either side special treatment in the narrative. The shooter was not negatively maligned by building him up with hypocrisy and emotional immaturity as one would expect in case someone would sympathize with him and the people he kills are portrayed as petty though spry normalfags. I found it generally relatable the way he interacts: brooding in benevolent disdain clearly not fitting in, moral concerns towards the innocent albeit preachy and self-righteous, him relaxing a little and being honest only for it to be used against him, knowing you're unwanted but you keep staying a little longer thinking things will turn around. And the ravers aren't portrayed sympathetically as they're pretentious and apathetic falling somewhere between hipsters and wannabe wackos, cooking on drugs, and the Jap dyke having a little tantrum over her ex-girlfriend ties that aspect well; interacting with people who have the sensitivity of a lead block and can't match up to your conscience and values while at the same time yearning for somewhere to belong, and feeling the time to belong to a group of friends disintegrating. It's not a long movie at 80~ minutes so if you want a mass shooter film that doesn't moan about the people killed and have a main character that isn't an angsty brat this isn't a bad way to spend an hour+.

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