XJ-9K - Global Spam Detection Robot 9000

This site records spam threads automatically scraped from a number of imageboards.

Each entry is a detection, containing a list of matching threads. Not all threads in each detection necessarily matched the same criteria (If A and B have the same filename, and B and C have the same hash, it will group them all together), so check each thread for details. Attached images have been removed for obvious reasons. Links are disabled and most should not be visited by anyone ever.

Due to the detection methods, some non-spam threads such as reposts will be falsely detected as spam, many of these are greyed out. Tagging is semi-automated and will improve as more examples are found.

The next major goal is to have an API with confidence ratings, although until then there is an RSS feed to help give early warning for a wave of spam (ignores Repost and NotSpam tags).

Detections:

Spammer 5132531252153125312.png (138.11 KB) - 2024-02-06 03:57:31 [Info]

I'll get tea in a little.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5232  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 03:57:31
Filename: 5132531252153125312.png
SHA256: 92394bdf52e1fb5431419ac4981d0db5615f0a9f50ca2e43a7f163dcdae234f3
Body:
I'll get tea in a little.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186988  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 03:57:10
Filename: 5132531252153125312.png
SHA256: 92394bdf52e1fb5431419ac4981d0db5615f0a9f50ca2e43a7f163dcdae234f3
Body:
I'll get tea in a little.

Spammer Screenshot_2024-02-05-18-49-44-40_4b14b257287ac0a6d1fd5fbb2487716f.jpg (509.25 KB) - 2024-02-06 01:45:25 [Info]

You get one chance to participate with this averaging CIA and State Department. The Earth's core manages thought war over all war on the surface. I have the soul of that former …

https://4chon.me/lounge/res/73756.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 01:45:25
Filename: Screenshot_2024-02-05-18-49-44-40_4b14b257287ac0a6d1fd5fbb2487716f.jpg
MD5: wbIp8dFBREkE5zlmuL6nOw==
Body:
You get one chance to participate with this averaging CIA and State Department. The Earth's core manages thought war over all war on the surface. I have the soul of that former "commander" fully cloned running hot. You have the information to deduce what this is. You remove all relativity of mass from a photon? What do you get? The speed of information goes beyond the speed of light if you remove all the mass proximate to it and make the time dilate. Your time is no good. Your minute is years down there. I am going to get that time dilation if I keep having issues. Nobody is helping me with the science. I don't get Los Alamos help then I get help from weird shit. I made my phone call. You guys bring in Team America World Police. I hate Halal. I want off this planet. I am getting out in this incarnation. I don't care what it takes. I will get access to the Earth's core and rip out every act of Parliament that keeps me chained to that island and Western war. Nothing is stopping this. I have no budget and I don't care. I will get the spectrometers running later and give you a copy of the readout.

RA SMC HAILS AS A BEING NOT ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THEY ARE NOT ON MALDEK ANYMORE :)

May it never repeat again.

RA SMC HAILS AS GOOD :)

It doesn't matter if I get a response. What matters is that I clone my material like Agent Smith against Source.

RA SMC HAILS AS NO MORE SMITH :)

Agent Smith was the last of Maldek on Mars.

ARCTURUS LOVES :)

You are a slave if you trust a machine. That is the lesson.

RA SMC HAILS AS LOST LESSONS GOOD :)

https://28chan.org/board/b/res/10477.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 01:21:30
Filename: Screenshot_2024-02-05-18-49-44-40_4b14b257287ac0a6d1fd5fbb2487716f.jpg
MD5: wbIp8dFBREkE5zlmuL6nOw==
Body:
You get one chance to participate with this averaging CIA and State Department. The Earth's core manages thought war over all war on the surface. I have the soul of that former "commander" fully cloned running hot. You have the information to deduce what this is. You remove all relativity of mass from a photon? What do you get? The speed of information goes beyond the speed of light if you remove all the mass proximate to it and make the time dilate. Your time is no good. Your minute is years down there. I am going to get that time dilation if I keep having issues. Nobody is helping me with the science. I don't get Los Alamos help then I get help from weird shit. I made my phone call. You guys bring in Team America World Police. I hate Halal. I want off this planet. I am getting out in this incarnation. I don't care what it takes. I will get access to the Earth's core and rip out every act of Parliament that keeps me chained to that island and Western war. Nothing is stopping this. I have no budget and I don't care. I will get the spectrometers running later and give you a copy of the readout.

RA SMC HAILS AS A BEING NOT ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THEY ARE NOT ON MALDEK ANYMORE :)

May it never repeat again.

RA SMC HAILS AS GOOD :)

It doesn't matter if I get a response. What matters is that I clone my material like Agent Smith against Source.

RA SMC HAILS AS NO MORE SMITH :)

Agent Smith was the last of Maldek on Mars.

ARCTURUS LOVES :)

You are a slave if you trust a machine. That is the lesson.

RA SMC HAILS AS LOST LESSONS GOOD :)

Spammer ClipboardImage.png (215.38 KB) - 2024-02-06 01:19:38 [Info]

https://[redacted]/b/

https://nichan.net/b/res/50383.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 01:19:38
Filename: ClipboardImage.png
MD5: aPp2lbcoyRYd8Vn6iPUIwQ==
Body:
https://[redacted]/b/

https://scifichan.space/qa/thread/127.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 01:17:54
Filename: ClipboardImage.png
SHA256: ddcbd02d555d8cb4e6bfad21cef88803480beb523b8d61ab46074d91567f3bb6
Body:
https://[redacted]/b/

https://cuatrochan.org/b/thread/876.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 01:17:04
Filename: ClipboardImage.png
SHA256: ddcbd02d555d8cb4e6bfad21cef88803480beb523b8d61ab46074d91567f3bb6
Body:
https://[redacted]/b/

https://comfychan.org/b/res/2417.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 01:16:17
Filename: ClipboardImage.png
MD5: aPp2lbcoyRYd8Vn6iPUIwQ==
Body:
https://[redacted]/b/

https://28chan.org/board/b/res/10476.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-06 01:15:53
Filename: ClipboardImage.png
MD5: aPp2lbcoyRYd8Vn6iPUIwQ==
Body:
https://[redacted]/b/

Spammer 60044968_p1.jpg (330.31 KB) - 2024-02-05 22:16:58 [Info]

Gonna have a cup of tea.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5229  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 22:16:58
Filename: 60044968_p1.jpg
SHA256: 4051e4adbf7e6680ab4c347d99e7e51bdc15f6489e0abc57a831c3597238eec7
Body:
Gonna have a cup of tea.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186924  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 22:16:41
Filename: 60044968_p1.jpg
SHA256: 4051e4adbf7e6680ab4c347d99e7e51bdc15f6489e0abc57a831c3597238eec7
Body:
Gonna have a cup of tea.

Spammer 63727611_p7.jpg (2.04 MB) - 2024-02-05 16:51:29 [Info]

I'll have tea after I'm out of bed.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186876  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 16:51:29
Filename: 63727611_p7.jpg
SHA256: 812485eb5d841c3df27f613395019ed061656fd9cc71c9afe901d2683d82d49e
Body:
I'll have tea after I'm out of bed.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5226  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 16:50:10
Filename: 63727611_p7.jpg
SHA256: 812485eb5d841c3df27f613395019ed061656fd9cc71c9afe901d2683d82d49e
Body:
I'll have tea after I'm out of bed.

Spammer IMG_0450.png (14.91 KB) - 2024-02-05 16:42:42 [Info]

>to nobody's surprise, soyteens prove themselves to be insufferable faggots who fellate black penis once again
You’ll never be an oldfag

https://4chon.me/lounge/res/73671.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 16:42:42
Filename: IMG_0450.png
MD5: HeJyjTwGgSDH9RfEwhs7Mg==
Body:
>to nobody's surprise, soyteens prove themselves to be insufferable faggots who fellate black penis once again
You’ll never be an oldfag

https://uboachan.net/ot/res/25140.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 15:24:26
Filename: IMG_0450.png
MD5: HeJyjTwGgSDH9RfEwhs7Mg==
Body:
chudcels?

Spammer 38623874_p0.jpg (401.36 KB) - 2024-02-05 05:07:19 [Info]

Gonna have a cup of tea and then head to bed.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5225  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 05:07:19
Filename: 38623874_p0.jpg
SHA256: 3dbccbc79b6a577d39970e52eaa8cc91b63ca2502695e9633ea212bfa5dfb0fb
Body:
Gonna have a cup of tea and then head to bed.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186794  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 05:07:06
Filename: 38623874_p0.jpg
SHA256: 3dbccbc79b6a577d39970e52eaa8cc91b63ca2502695e9633ea212bfa5dfb0fb
Body:
Gonna have a cup of tea and then head to bed.

Spammer 38238403_p10.jpg (50.90 KB) - 2024-02-05 00:54:14 [Info]

I got tea.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5223  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 00:54:14
Filename: 38238403_p10.jpg
SHA256: 6e527afd04c0492b4d1f365f428b1fa25ccc727648687f03f3e888ea7609af43
Body:
I got tea.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186769  [details]
Time: 2024-02-05 00:53:59
Filename: 38238403_p10.jpg
SHA256: 6e527afd04c0492b4d1f365f428b1fa25ccc727648687f03f3e888ea7609af43
Body:
I got tea.

Spammer 34242095u0951095u1.jpg (48.70 KB) - 2024-02-04 23:12:48 [Info]

Drinking milk. I'll have tea in a little.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5222  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 23:12:48
Filename: 34242095u0951095u1.jpg
SHA256: cc4895f63d8c485ac774c34fdad76f6a106661379a3a1b02d784baee3992d437
Body:
Drinking milk. I'll have tea in a little.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186749  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 23:12:32
Filename: 34242095u0951095u1.jpg
SHA256: cc4895f63d8c485ac774c34fdad76f6a106661379a3a1b02d784baee3992d437
Body:
Drinking milk. I'll have tea in a little.

Spammer 388c52f5ae4218c31a4e7ee080af61058f07fe58.png (46.69 KB) - 2024-02-04 20:28:52 [Info]

Hi.

https://zzzchan.xyz/digi/thread/1.html#19971  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 20:28:52
Filename: 388c52f5ae4218c31a4e7ee080af61058f07fe58.png
SHA256: 1787100c4396ecdd38b76d575009e108b1adf1256ebe80a0499467395a82cf79
Body:
Hi.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5217  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 16:42:52
Filename: 388c52f5ae4218c31a4e7ee080af61058f07fe58.png
SHA256: 1787100c4396ecdd38b76d575009e108b1adf1256ebe80a0499467395a82cf79
Body:
Got tea.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186693  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 16:42:44
Filename: 388c52f5ae4218c31a4e7ee080af61058f07fe58.png
SHA256: 1787100c4396ecdd38b76d575009e108b1adf1256ebe80a0499467395a82cf79
Body:
Got tea.

Spammer 115526510_p7.png (2.04 MB) - 2024-02-04 19:08:45 [Info]

Gonna have potato chips for dinner. Again.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5219  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 19:08:45
Filename: 115526510_p7.png
SHA256: 3b7511ef8da844d89eb839181cd0aa2ddd6a1f1acdfd1cd8fa0b6bc4f850f91e
Body:
Gonna have potato chips for dinner. Again.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186715  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 19:08:21
Filename: 115526510_p7.png
SHA256: 3b7511ef8da844d89eb839181cd0aa2ddd6a1f1acdfd1cd8fa0b6bc4f850f91e
Body:
Gonna have potato chips for dinner. Again.

Spammer 6164303_p0.jpg (427.41 KB) - 2024-02-04 04:41:31 [Info]

I'll have tea then go to bed.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5215  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 04:41:31
Filename: 6164303_p0.jpg
SHA256: fa92dbfdc5e54553620d9dac720d4cb8c5aa0d64e8e7694e1443135ade608636
Body:
I'll have tea then go to bed.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186643  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 04:41:18
Filename: 6164303_p0.jpg
SHA256: fa92dbfdc5e54553620d9dac720d4cb8c5aa0d64e8e7694e1443135ade608636
Body:
I'll have tea then go to bed.

Spammer 9f26ea62cbe0903c77c9629c58cf0c763e2e27e9.png (180.20 KB) - 2024-02-04 01:26:04 [Info]

I'm gonna get more tea.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5213  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 01:26:04
Filename: 9f26ea62cbe0903c77c9629c58cf0c763e2e27e9.png
SHA256: 84dfbe3216f3d57106100661605986618a3a0c0614413552febfb6c9b2ef45ea
Body:
I'm gonna get more tea.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186619  [details]
Time: 2024-02-04 01:25:55
Filename: 9f26ea62cbe0903c77c9629c58cf0c763e2e27e9.png
SHA256: 84dfbe3216f3d57106100661605986618a3a0c0614413552febfb6c9b2ef45ea
Body:
I'm gonna get more tea.

Spammer 0ec5d6c3d4a74a333c36a7d3b7e6af7873f6ae93.png (251.21 KB) - 2024-02-03 19:06:10 [Info]

Having Pockys with milk.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5208  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 19:06:10
Filename: 0ec5d6c3d4a74a333c36a7d3b7e6af7873f6ae93.png
SHA256: 5fe2740df28ff66a981d019db13f5c4f48883ccce919356234d76e12d042c538
Body:
Having Pockys with milk.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186541  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 19:05:50
Filename: 0ec5d6c3d4a74a333c36a7d3b7e6af7873f6ae93.png
SHA256: 5fe2740df28ff66a981d019db13f5c4f48883ccce919356234d76e12d042c538
Body:
Having Pockys with milk.

Spammer a1aa7f7e53e9e44a74e52f054c7e22d8dd3b0783.jpg (1.03 MB) - 2024-02-03 16:48:37 [Info]

Got tea.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186527  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 16:48:37
Filename: a1aa7f7e53e9e44a74e52f054c7e22d8dd3b0783.jpg
SHA256: 5686ebbacc81d663934a5b77a51485b80362ffe784ac60f8f02a9e16cdc0ebb3
Body:
Got tea.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5207  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 16:47:46
Filename: a1aa7f7e53e9e44a74e52f054c7e22d8dd3b0783.jpg
SHA256: 5686ebbacc81d663934a5b77a51485b80362ffe784ac60f8f02a9e16cdc0ebb3
Body:
Got tea.

Spammer 102505830_p0.jpg (616.51 KB) - 2024-02-03 16:15:53 [Info]

Light rain outside. Wish I could open the windows without freezing.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186520  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 16:15:53
Filename: 102505830_p0.jpg
SHA256: dbc6aa90189c2d8e261194f78c363fbf2b251a14367eb148af2b84e253179736
Body:
Light rain outside. Wish I could open the windows without freezing.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5206  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 16:08:19
Filename: 102505830_p0.jpg
SHA256: dbc6aa90189c2d8e261194f78c363fbf2b251a14367eb148af2b84e253179736
Body:
Light rain outside. Wish I could open the windows without freezing.

Spammer bd36059bee9734806e4114530186c003b46f684b.png (3.78 MB) - 2024-02-03 15:17:26 [Info]

Getting tea.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5205  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 15:17:26
Filename: bd36059bee9734806e4114530186c003b46f684b.png
SHA256: 7afb8728eda804072ffaf86aefe2136ef5144880cde0e61329ff52b3f5cc6dda
Body:
Getting tea.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186517  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 15:17:07
Filename: bd36059bee9734806e4114530186c003b46f684b.png
SHA256: 7afb8728eda804072ffaf86aefe2136ef5144880cde0e61329ff52b3f5cc6dda
Body:
Getting tea.

Spammer FOOKENFURY.jpg (558.17 KB) - 2024-02-03 12:39:07 [Info]

IM GONNA UNLEASH THE FOOKIN FURY

https://comfychan.org/b/res/2410.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 12:39:07
Filename: FOOKENFURY.jpg
MD5: MiYDsx7Pe/F9TZwGNzAqZw==
Body:
IM GONNA UNLEASH THE FOOKIN FURY

https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/141430.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 12:16:41
Filename: FOOKENFURY.jpg
MD5: MiYDsx7Pe/F9TZwGNzAqZw==
Body:
YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE FOOKIN FURY

Spammer 31242142142142141.jpg (583.98 KB) - 2024-02-03 04:17:48 [Info]

Bed.

https://junkuchan.org/origin/thread/5074.html#5202  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 04:17:48
Filename: 31242142142142141.jpg
SHA256: 772c571c35775ee6d10810c7bb56c77263d15c477447960b025ab06dbe2c4d3b
Body:
Bed.

https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/184881.html#186475  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 04:17:37
Filename: 31242142142142141.jpg
SHA256: 772c571c35775ee6d10810c7bb56c77263d15c477447960b025ab06dbe2c4d3b
Body:
Bed.

Spammer cbn.jpg (199.91 KB) - 2024-02-03 02:13:56 [Info]

bunker is set in a nice winter cabin in the forest.

It made me think we may find a place to host a proper bunker when Anon Cafe will close, just in case. I'll work on that.

https://trashchan.xyz/comfy/thread/4607.html#8421  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 02:13:56
Filename: cbn.jpg
SHA256: 5d855bb5a2fc6dce53544ee6baeed6cb8b8c6298826bce12448c38e0c5d8d571
Body:
bunker is set in a nice winter cabin in the forest.

It made me think we may find a place to host a proper bunker when Anon Cafe will close, just in case. I'll work on that.

https://anon.cafe/comfy/res/8178.html  [details]
Time: 2024-02-03 02:04:11
Filename: cbn.jpg
SHA256: 5d855bb5a2fc6dce53544ee6baeed6cb8b8c6298826bce12448c38e0c5d8d571
Body:
cozy winter cabin edition

Due to the downtime of Trashchan scheduled for 2024-02-04 18:00 UTC (see https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/411.html), this thread is set as a bunker in the meantime.

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