XJ-9K - Global Spam Detection Robot 9000

This site records spam threads automatically scraped from a number of imageboards.

Each entry is a detection, containing a list of matching threads. Not all threads in each detection necessarily matched the same criteria (If A and B have the same filename, and B and C have the same hash, it will group them all together), so check each thread for details. Attached images have been removed for obvious reasons. Links are disabled and most should not be visited by anyone ever.

Due to the detection methods, some non-spam threads such as reposts will be falsely detected as spam, many of these are greyed out. Tagging is semi-automated and will improve as more examples are found.

The next major goal is to have an API with confidence ratings, although until then there is an RSS feed to help give early warning for a wave of spam (ignores Repost and NotSpam tags).

Detections:

Spammer doug walker.jpg (124.86 KB) - 2023-07-08 13:19:07 [Info]

>A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109461.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 13:19:07
Filename: doug walker.jpg
MD5: SMfwbVtRGX/2yyhwHsCYFQ==
Body:
>A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4579.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:40:56
Filename: doug walker.jpg
MD5: SMfwbVtRGX/2yyhwHsCYFQ==
Body:
>BAT CREDIT CARD

Spammer 1621778596573.png (120.03 KB) - 2023-07-08 13:16:35 [Info]

>KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109456.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 13:16:35
Filename: 1621778596573.png
MD5: qtyZfdJ2snbRzm0wgLXITg==
Body:
>KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5478.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:16:30
Filename: 1621778596573.png
MD5: qtyZfdJ2snbRzm0wgLXITg==
Body:
>KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Spammer 1688123224798-0.png (160.63 KB) - 2023-07-08 13:15:02 [Info]

>NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109454.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 13:15:02
Filename: 1688123224798-0.png
MD5: 5/uMKi5C1AO4itycRhC+TQ==
Body:
>NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5473.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:16:15
Filename: 1688123224798-0.png
MD5: 5/uMKi5C1AO4itycRhC+TQ==
Body:
>NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spammer 1686461080245.jpg (1.46 KB) - 2023-07-08 13:13:09 [Info]

bluby

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109450.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 13:13:09
Filename: 1686461080245.jpg
MD5: xC1RANewYqa4jMQ93SMNQw==
Body:
bluby

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5439.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:12:02
Filename: 1686461080245.jpg
MD5: xC1RANewYqa4jMQ93SMNQw==
Body:
babi

Spammer 1688392129961.jpg (8.04 KB) - 2023-07-08 00:27:41 [Info]

over

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3707726.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 00:27:41
Filename: 1688392129961.jpg
MD5: QWo0bvcWqzpPZLqbXe890w==
Body:
over

https://himasugi.blog/jp/res/1416034.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-07 04:22:56
Filename: 1688392129961.jpg
MD5: QWo0bvcWqzpPZLqbXe890w==
Body:
It's over...

Spammer babywomable.gif (665.89 KB) - 2023-07-07 04:25:10 [Info]

babuy aby

https://himasugi.blog/jp/res/1416037.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-07 04:25:10
Filename: babywomable.gif
MD5: cx9Uekc8j4vLeHKhIOEXSA==
Body:
babuy aby

https://ponyville.us/pony/res/1146224.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 07:48:44
Filename: babywomable.gif
MD5: cx9Uekc8j4vLeHKhIOEXSA==
Body:
aaggagagag

Spammer 55_-_SoyBooru.png (22.90 KB) - 2023-07-06 19:22:15 [Info]

>/b/

https://94chan.org/b/thread/7410.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 19:22:15
Filename: 55_-_SoyBooru.png
SHA256: 850816191edae217623bd1c770dbf3b082052d08202567bb55a89f6b3b1903f8
Body:
>/b/

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5501.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:18:19
Filename: 1678295896624.gif
MD5: 3EUjVTyfxmaGgxpn4gCjEA==
Body:
>/b/

Spammer 9347 - SoyBooru.png (19.44 KB) - 2023-07-06 18:33:44 [Info]

>aryan cowboydestroyer longhouse amarna twitter sonnenrad nazi gigachad wojak racist based 88 slayer /pol/ mudslim phonk and 1488 comes from the 14 words that the rabbi said and the 88 million …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4630.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 18:33:44
Filename: 9347 - SoyBooru.png
MD5: Fg2oupEGJlzvVyLnWVPorQ==
Body:
>aryan cowboydestroyer longhouse amarna twitter sonnenrad nazi gigachad wojak racist based 88 slayer /pol/ mudslim phonk and 1488 comes from the 14 words that the rabbi said and the 88 million happy meals we gave to israel or something.

https://soyjak.party/pol/res/57959.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-01 12:50:22
Filename: ClipboardImage.png
MD5: Fg2oupEGJlzvVyLnWVPorQ==
Body:
>kill yourself obsessed faggot

Spammer images.jpeg (36.38 KB) - 2023-07-06 15:08:37 [Info]


https://grimchan.net/b/res/4628.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 15:08:37
Filename: images.jpeg
MD5: YU9rORyzp+PiynREX7nL7A==
Body:

https://anon.cafe/comfy/res/6195.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 15:06:38
Filename: images.jpeg
SHA256: 132ff8799c9bf82dfb5ea518ce4bdbecd748fcc1f60a05689c74a05252a105e0
Body:

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/208930.html  [details]

https://kind.moe/kind/res/5291.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 13:49:06
Filename: images.jpeg
MD5: YU9rORyzp+PiynREX7nL7A==
Body:

https://cuatrochan.org/b/thread/501.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 13:45:46
Filename: images.jpeg
SHA256: 132ff8799c9bf82dfb5ea518ce4bdbecd748fcc1f60a05689c74a05252a105e0
Body:

https://4chon.me/lounge/res/60513.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 13:42:22
Filename: images.jpeg
MD5: YU9rORyzp+PiynREX7nL7A==
Body:

Spammer serious hat fact.png (141.93 KB) - 2023-07-06 13:30:05 [Info]

soyjak website

https://uboachan.net/ot/res/23672.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 13:30:05
Filename: serious hat fact.png
MD5: qzkkOJrLQqyAJ/LuaImbsg==
Body:
soyjak website

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5464.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:14:59
Filename: 1685309876140.png
MD5: qzkkOJrLQqyAJ/LuaImbsg==
Body:
cobby

Spammer 1677628645703.png (162.23 KB) - 2023-07-06 11:01:45 [Info]


https://grimchan.net/b/res/4624.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 11:01:45
Filename: 1677628645703.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5505.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:18:33
Filename: 1678841259503-0.png
MD5: qHFOVSGypZWUOVaZLozA9A==
Body:

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5498.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:18:07
Filename: 1678841259503-2.png
MD5: 3TdS3aq6EfKtHW/xfGRS3g==
Body:

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5497.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:17:56
Filename: 1677628645703.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565456.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-30 01:08:04
Filename: invite.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565455.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-30 01:07:41
Filename: invite.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565454.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-30 01:07:20
Filename: invite.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565453.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-30 01:06:47
Filename: invite.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

Spammer 5.jpg (96.37 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:44:50 [Info]

BLACKSON W

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4619.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:44:50
Filename: 5.jpg
MD5: HuF0kbbeACdEP01vz9CGhQ==
Body:
BLACKSON W

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5482.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:16:56
Filename: 5.jpg
MD5: HuF0kbbeACdEP01vz9CGhQ==
Body:
TOTAL BLACKSON W

Spammer doc.gif (59.90 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:44:40 [Info]

die cowboy die. DIE cowboy DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL cowboyS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die cowboy die. DIE …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4615.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:44:40
Filename: doc.gif
MD5: Ae5YwEK6MvYgeIyCdj/RQw==
Body:
die cowboy die. DIE cowboy DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL cowboyS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die cowboy die. DIE cowboy DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL cowboyS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706902.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:53:06
Filename: doc.gif
MD5: Ae5YwEK6MvYgeIyCdj/RQw==
Body:
Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!

Spammer roll.gif (1.50 MB) - 2023-07-06 10:43:52 [Info]

Samesausage kike detected. Kill yourself, Samesausage kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4609.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:43:52
Filename: roll.gif
MD5: 0uqRRr4qFvWv9WtC4OIf1A==
Body:
Samesausage kike detected. Kill yourself, Samesausage kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5483.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:17:02
Filename: 1686872280377.gif
MD5: 0uqRRr4qFvWv9WtC4OIf1A==
Body:
'sonning the log

Spammer rage.gif (162.23 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:43:00 [Info]

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4599.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:43:00
Filename: rage.gif
MD5: oh6kRCUBGJH5F5iJAfnR3w==
Body:
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706994.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:59:40
Filename: rage.gif
MD5: oh6kRCUBGJH5F5iJAfnR3w==
Body:
Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

https://soyjak.party/pol/res/50735.html  [details]
Time: 2023-05-03 21:12:39
Filename: 5745358.gif
MD5: oh6kRCUBGJH5F5iJAfnR3w==
Body:
>Serbia in shock after school shooting leaves eight children and a security guard dead

Spammer 1680755111572.png (720.25 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:41:39 [Info]

uglvgkfcf

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4588.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:41:39
Filename: 1680755111572.png
MD5: igjuTxFqtC9oY4EIxKpS1A==
Body:
uglvgkfcf

https://ponyville.us/pony/res/1146259.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 07:50:57
Filename: 1684712102018.png
MD5: igjuTxFqtC9oY4EIxKpS1A==
Body:
'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN

Spammer takey.png (283.13 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:41:23 [Info]

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4585.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:41:23
Filename: takey.png
MD5: jnLFPyLB94HjAtrJ2TuR5Q==
Body:
That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samesausages sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3707025.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 02:01:28
Filename: takey.png
MD5: jnLFPyLB94HjAtrJ2TuR5Q==
Body:
I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, ...ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

https://merorin.com/jp/res/11144.html  [details]
Time: 2023-05-16 00:37:26
Filename: 29198 - SoyBooru.png
MD5: 63gNHKIeLrvlsgWZv4xNhg==
Body:
That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

https://merorin.com/jp/res/11139.html  [details]
Time: 2023-05-16 00:36:29
Filename: 0c11cd9a2e33614b7339da4edca1063e.png
MD5: DBHNmi4zYUtzOdpO3KEGPg==
Body:
That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

Spammer 1678838368607.gif (246.45 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:40:57 [Info]

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https://grimchan.net/b/res/4580.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:40:57
Filename: 1678838368607.gif
MD5: vIvj5AHkSbxECibox0ygjg==
Body:
hdsabcliubliut

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5508.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:18:47
Filename: 1678838368607.gif
MD5: vIvj5AHkSbxECibox0ygjg==
Body:
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Spammer cobs.png (95.93 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:39:39 [Info]

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4569.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:39:39
Filename: cobs.png
MD5: ctLBqlh6eFTvtpvAyJfG9w==
Body:
Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4561.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:38:55
Filename: cobs.png
MD5: ctLBqlh6eFTvtpvAyJfG9w==
Body:
Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4533.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:35:02
Filename: 168660805171.gif
MD5: 3NuTXsolvIFXYTVFexZkBw==
Body:
Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun


4chanate son

Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3707020.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 02:01:11
Filename: spongrick.png
MD5: nUy6Ylz5U4FGbmmX0e90PA==
Body:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R–RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706944.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:56:14
Filename: insanityplier.png
MD5: I+2NcIfh64wqwT/MsEI+Bw==
Body:
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706848.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:48:47
Filename: cobs.png
MD5: ctLBqlh6eFTvtpvAyJfG9w==
Body:
I want my BBC

I want my

I want my BBC

I want my

I want my BBC

I want my

I want my BBC


Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it

You take the full length of the BBC

That's right work it, that's the way you do it

Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free

That's right work it, that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum

Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole

Maybe get a poz load filling your tum


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos

No white bois inside of me

We got to bend over for bvllies

We got to take in all of their seed


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup

Yeah buddy, look at his flair

That little cobby got his own black master

That little cobby he's a bvllionaire


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos

No white bois inside of me

We got to bend over for bvllies

We got to take in all of their seed

Coomer hoover, uh


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos

No white bois inside of me

We got to bend over for bvllies

We got to take in all of their seed

Looky here, look out


I shoulda learned to take the black cock

I shoulda learned to swallow that cum

Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera

Man, we could have some

And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?

He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC

Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it

Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos

No white bois inside of me

We got to bend over for bvllies

We got to take in all of their seed

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706797.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:42:18
Filename: 168660805171.gif
MD5: 3NuTXsolvIFXYTVFexZkBw==
Body:
nSoylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

https://gnfos.com/jp/res/518150.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-28 03:05:37
Filename: cobs.png
MD5: ctLBqlh6eFTvtpvAyJfG9w==
Body:
Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!

4 omitted, see full list here

Spammer creepson.png (67.09 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:39:08 [Info]

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4565.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:39:08
Filename: creepson.png
MD5: zMbJ5mNHn15Hv4CAkNFldw==
Body:
When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldsausages cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldsausages leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706969.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:57:58
Filename: meds.jpg
MD5: FeDgpsjMva7YeADAYv9rfQ==
Body:
In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706857.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:49:18
Filename: creepson.png
MD5: zMbJ5mNHn15Hv4CAkNFldw==
Body:
The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

https://gnfos.com/jp/res/518144.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-28 03:04:36
Filename: meds.jpg
MD5: FeDgpsjMva7YeADAYv9rfQ==
Body:
When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)