XJ-9K - Global Spam Detection Robot 9000

This site records spam threads automatically scraped from a number of imageboards.

Each entry is a detection, containing a list of matching threads. Not all threads in each detection necessarily matched the same criteria (If A and B have the same filename, and B and C have the same hash, it will group them all together), so check each thread for details. Attached images have been removed for obvious reasons. Links are disabled and most should not be visited by anyone ever.

Due to the detection methods, some non-spam threads such as reposts will be falsely detected as spam, many of these are greyed out. Tagging is semi-automated and will improve as more examples are found.

The next major goal is to have an API with confidence ratings, although until then there is an RSS feed to help give early warning for a wave of spam (ignores Repost and NotSpam tags).

Detections:

Spammer 1676665005871.png (415.79 KB) - 2023-07-08 21:19:31 [Info]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109524.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 21:19:31
Filename: 1676665005871.png
MD5: 557vYsKNcGrWaHJ9DzLRpw==
Body:
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4574.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:40:22
Filename: fuming.png
MD5: 557vYsKNcGrWaHJ9DzLRpw==
Body:
(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706906.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:53:24
Filename: fuming.png
MD5: 557vYsKNcGrWaHJ9DzLRpw==
Body:
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

Spammer 1684772913906.png (122.20 KB) - 2023-07-08 21:18:46 [Info]

gbvsynnkjbdytrsbyb

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109520.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 21:18:46
Filename: 1684772913906.png
MD5: QkO+jzD7qTjgVzA+nyP9zw==
Body:
gbvsynnkjbdytrsbyb

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4556.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:38:16
Filename: 1684772913906.png
MD5: QkO+jzD7qTjgVzA+nyP9zw==
Body:
dave won

Spammer DE31560C-3B05-4341-BD83-E1A64798F9BC.png (13.13 KB) - 2023-07-08 21:18:07 [Info]

FJHFJSDKHFDHJFSHKFGHAGDAJGTTQYWD

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109518.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 21:18:07
Filename: DE31560C-3B05-4341-BD83-E1A64798F9BC.png
MD5: /AKoakuAAEM0slptsyF4EQ==
Body:
FJHFJSDKHFDHJFSHKFGHAGDAJGTTQYWD

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4602.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:43:21
Filename: DE31560C-3B05-4341-BD83-E1A64798F9BC.png
MD5: /AKoakuAAEM0slptsyF4EQ==
Body:
bruh

Spammer 1684615213578.gif (44.28 KB) - 2023-07-08 21:17:50 [Info]

cobson

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109516.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 21:17:50
Filename: 1684615213578.gif
MD5: Bh3wOT57mx/bIKu2674WsA==
Body:
cobson

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4537.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:35:34
Filename: 1684615213578.gif
MD5: Bh3wOT57mx/bIKu2674WsA==
Body:
son

Spammer doug walker.jpg (124.86 KB) - 2023-07-08 13:19:07 [Info]

>A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109461.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 13:19:07
Filename: doug walker.jpg
MD5: SMfwbVtRGX/2yyhwHsCYFQ==
Body:
>A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4579.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:40:56
Filename: doug walker.jpg
MD5: SMfwbVtRGX/2yyhwHsCYFQ==
Body:
>BAT CREDIT CARD

Spammer 1621778596573.png (120.03 KB) - 2023-07-08 13:16:35 [Info]

>KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109456.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 13:16:35
Filename: 1621778596573.png
MD5: qtyZfdJ2snbRzm0wgLXITg==
Body:
>KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5478.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:16:30
Filename: 1621778596573.png
MD5: qtyZfdJ2snbRzm0wgLXITg==
Body:
>KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Spammer 1688123224798-0.png (160.63 KB) - 2023-07-08 13:15:02 [Info]

>NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109454.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 13:15:02
Filename: 1688123224798-0.png
MD5: 5/uMKi5C1AO4itycRhC+TQ==
Body:
>NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5473.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:16:15
Filename: 1688123224798-0.png
MD5: 5/uMKi5C1AO4itycRhC+TQ==
Body:
>NEKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spammer 1686461080245.jpg (1.46 KB) - 2023-07-08 13:13:09 [Info]

bluby

https://voidchan.net/void/res/109450.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 13:13:09
Filename: 1686461080245.jpg
MD5: xC1RANewYqa4jMQ93SMNQw==
Body:
bluby

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5439.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:12:02
Filename: 1686461080245.jpg
MD5: xC1RANewYqa4jMQ93SMNQw==
Body:
babi

Spammer 1688392129961.jpg (8.04 KB) - 2023-07-08 00:27:41 [Info]

over

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3707726.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-08 00:27:41
Filename: 1688392129961.jpg
MD5: QWo0bvcWqzpPZLqbXe890w==
Body:
over

https://himasugi.blog/jp/res/1416034.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-07 04:22:56
Filename: 1688392129961.jpg
MD5: QWo0bvcWqzpPZLqbXe890w==
Body:
It's over...

Spammer babywomable.gif (665.89 KB) - 2023-07-07 04:25:10 [Info]

babuy aby

https://himasugi.blog/jp/res/1416037.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-07 04:25:10
Filename: babywomable.gif
MD5: cx9Uekc8j4vLeHKhIOEXSA==
Body:
babuy aby

https://ponyville.us/pony/res/1146224.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 07:48:44
Filename: babywomable.gif
MD5: cx9Uekc8j4vLeHKhIOEXSA==
Body:
aaggagagag

Spammer 9347 - SoyBooru.png (19.44 KB) - 2023-07-06 18:33:44 [Info]

>aryan cowboydestroyer longhouse amarna twitter sonnenrad nazi gigachad wojak racist based 88 slayer /pol/ mudslim phonk and 1488 comes from the 14 words that the rabbi said and the 88 million …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4630.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 18:33:44
Filename: 9347 - SoyBooru.png
MD5: Fg2oupEGJlzvVyLnWVPorQ==
Body:
>aryan cowboydestroyer longhouse amarna twitter sonnenrad nazi gigachad wojak racist based 88 slayer /pol/ mudslim phonk and 1488 comes from the 14 words that the rabbi said and the 88 million happy meals we gave to israel or something.

https://soyjak.party/pol/res/57959.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-01 12:50:22
Filename: ClipboardImage.png
MD5: Fg2oupEGJlzvVyLnWVPorQ==
Body:
>kill yourself obsessed faggot

Spammer images.jpeg (36.38 KB) - 2023-07-06 15:08:37 [Info]


https://grimchan.net/b/res/4628.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 15:08:37
Filename: images.jpeg
MD5: YU9rORyzp+PiynREX7nL7A==
Body:

https://anon.cafe/comfy/res/6195.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 15:06:38
Filename: images.jpeg
SHA256: 132ff8799c9bf82dfb5ea518ce4bdbecd748fcc1f60a05689c74a05252a105e0
Body:

https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/208930.html  [details]

https://kind.moe/kind/res/5291.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 13:49:06
Filename: images.jpeg
MD5: YU9rORyzp+PiynREX7nL7A==
Body:

https://cuatrochan.org/b/thread/501.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 13:45:46
Filename: images.jpeg
SHA256: 132ff8799c9bf82dfb5ea518ce4bdbecd748fcc1f60a05689c74a05252a105e0
Body:

https://4chon.me/lounge/res/60513.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 13:42:22
Filename: images.jpeg
MD5: YU9rORyzp+PiynREX7nL7A==
Body:

Spammer serious hat fact.png (141.93 KB) - 2023-07-06 13:30:05 [Info]

soyjak website

https://uboachan.net/ot/res/23672.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 13:30:05
Filename: serious hat fact.png
MD5: qzkkOJrLQqyAJ/LuaImbsg==
Body:
soyjak website

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5464.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:14:59
Filename: 1685309876140.png
MD5: qzkkOJrLQqyAJ/LuaImbsg==
Body:
cobby

Spammer 1677628645703.png (162.23 KB) - 2023-07-06 11:01:45 [Info]


https://grimchan.net/b/res/4624.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 11:01:45
Filename: 1677628645703.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5497.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:17:56
Filename: 1677628645703.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565456.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-30 01:08:04
Filename: invite.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565455.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-30 01:07:41
Filename: invite.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565454.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-30 01:07:20
Filename: invite.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1565453.html  [details]
Time: 2023-06-30 01:06:47
Filename: invite.png
MD5: 00g9jvy0WiFOtvdbiQsLwQ==
Body:

Spammer 5.jpg (96.37 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:44:50 [Info]

BLACKSON W

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4619.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:44:50
Filename: 5.jpg
MD5: HuF0kbbeACdEP01vz9CGhQ==
Body:
BLACKSON W

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5482.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:16:56
Filename: 5.jpg
MD5: HuF0kbbeACdEP01vz9CGhQ==
Body:
TOTAL BLACKSON W

Spammer doc.gif (59.90 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:44:40 [Info]

die cowboy die. DIE cowboy DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL cowboyS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die cowboy die. DIE …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4615.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:44:40
Filename: doc.gif
MD5: Ae5YwEK6MvYgeIyCdj/RQw==
Body:
die cowboy die. DIE cowboy DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL cowboyS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. die cowboy die. DIE cowboy DIE. you're going to the slave ship. you're going to the plantation. the #Trump2020 reich will kill ALL cowboyS. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706902.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:53:06
Filename: doc.gif
MD5: Ae5YwEK6MvYgeIyCdj/RQw==
Body:
Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!

Spammer roll.gif (1.50 MB) - 2023-07-06 10:43:52 [Info]

Samesausage kike detected. Kill yourself, Samesausage kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4609.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:43:52
Filename: roll.gif
MD5: 0uqRRr4qFvWv9WtC4OIf1A==
Body:
Samesausage kike detected. Kill yourself, Samesausage kike.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.

https://wirechan.org/b/res/5483.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 09:17:02
Filename: 1686872280377.gif
MD5: 0uqRRr4qFvWv9WtC4OIf1A==
Body:
'sonning the log

Spammer rage.gif (162.23 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:43:00 [Info]

>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4599.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:43:00
Filename: rage.gif
MD5: oh6kRCUBGJH5F5iJAfnR3w==
Body:
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3706994.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-05 01:59:40
Filename: rage.gif
MD5: oh6kRCUBGJH5F5iJAfnR3w==
Body:
Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

https://soyjak.party/pol/res/50735.html  [details]
Time: 2023-05-03 21:12:39
Filename: 5745358.gif
MD5: oh6kRCUBGJH5F5iJAfnR3w==
Body:
>Serbia in shock after school shooting leaves eight children and a security guard dead

Spammer 1680755111572.png (720.25 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:41:39 [Info]

uglvgkfcf

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4588.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:41:39
Filename: 1680755111572.png
MD5: igjuTxFqtC9oY4EIxKpS1A==
Body:
uglvgkfcf

https://ponyville.us/pony/res/1146259.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 07:50:57
Filename: 1684712102018.png
MD5: igjuTxFqtC9oY4EIxKpS1A==
Body:
'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
PONYFAGS DOWN'TEENS ON TOP
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Spammer takey.png (283.13 KB) - 2023-07-06 10:41:23 [Info]

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, …

https://grimchan.net/b/res/4585.html  [details]
Time: 2023-07-06 10:41:23
Filename: takey.png
MD5: jnLFPyLB94HjAtrJ2TuR5Q==
Body:
That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samesausages sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

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I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, ...ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal